Kutte ki dum?

kaa: abe kutte ki dum
ka koi polite equalent phrase


brijesh: abe woh to saket hai
ruk sochta hoon
gadhe ki gaand


kaa: sal3e


brijesh: abe yeh kaafi polite hai
ruk fir se sochta hoon
tujhe kitna polite chaahiye


kaa: kaafi


brijesh: main tulsi terey aangan ki...
yeh kaisa hai


kaa: savere savere bhang piya hai kya


brijesh: abe....yeh highly polite aur religious bhi hai
ruk thoda kam polite sochta hoon
behen de takke
yeh kaisa hai


kaa: nahi yaar
thoda aur fight mar
u r nearly there


brijesh: tujhe english mein chahaiye ki hidi mein


kaa: hindi mein


brijesh: gobhi ke phool
moongfali ke chhilke
paaan ki peek

Do you know of a more appropriate one?
and btw, brijesh is here